Vampire Monkeys

Oh My God! What adorable and evil little creatures, these things are. They live upon blood and live in big colonies, they are small, but are really big trouble and dangerous. Vampire monkeys live in China, they are the rarest monkeys of them all. They aren't all bad, but they can kill a Chinese Capybara, which wieghs about 160 pounds. But who wouldn't want one, i would want one, they are so warm and cuddly looking. But again they mostly love human blood, but if I train it, maybe it will love me. Vampire monkeys can live up to 22 years in the wild and up to 38 in captivity. but the most unusual thing is if they don't have enough blood, they'll go up to they're own kind and do blood 'transfusion' mouth-to-mouth. It looks like they are kissing, but that is how they live. Thanks for reading! And I hope you comment me.